Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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