you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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