So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it glows. i had to have it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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