Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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