i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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