but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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