You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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