Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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