It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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