fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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