Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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