I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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