69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize