Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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