he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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