We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Found the puke drawer
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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