One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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