I skipped work to stalk him.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
where are my eyebrows?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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