exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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