Buhtt sex?
I've blown a few things in my day
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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