if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Randomize
