I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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