Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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