We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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