Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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