There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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