Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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