so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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