well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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