A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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