The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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