why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We need a shit load of segways right now
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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