I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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