i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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