Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
