It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm wearing men's underwear
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