is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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