I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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