We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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