Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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