Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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