Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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