Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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