yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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