i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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