We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Pants are for mortals
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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