She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
