VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I need moral support for this bender
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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