these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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