yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i barfeds in our rink
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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