I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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