Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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