My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
zippers are such a cool invention
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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