once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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